Daddy's got a hooker
Earlier in the Fall, as Paul drove away to head back to work after lunch, I heard Ben exclaim in his booming loud voice:
Dad's got a HOOKER, mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He continued to point this fact out in different ways, such as:
Do you see Dad's hooker, mom?
Dad's driving away with his hooker, mom.
I didn't know dad had a hooker, mom.
Why does daddy have that hooker, mom?
It took me a few seconds to understand what he was talking about. I looked out the window and realized that Paul was driving the Rambow (company) van and it has a HITCH on the back. Ben refers to those as 'hookers.' And why wouldn't you? Things hook onto it.
Dad's got a HOOKER, mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He continued to point this fact out in different ways, such as:
Do you see Dad's hooker, mom?
Dad's driving away with his hooker, mom.
I didn't know dad had a hooker, mom.
Why does daddy have that hooker, mom?
It took me a few seconds to understand what he was talking about. I looked out the window and realized that Paul was driving the Rambow (company) van and it has a HITCH on the back. Ben refers to those as 'hookers.' And why wouldn't you? Things hook onto it.
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