Monopoly houses

I just found a green Monopoly house in Meredith's mouth.  Paul said, "How are we going to keep her alive?"

Luke had insisted on playing Monopoly on the kitchen floor, even when I reminded him that Meredith, although unable to crawl, can somehow scoot on her butt and cover some ground.  Well, sure enough, Meredith was rolling around on the floor and must have reached a house.  In the mouth it went.  I went over to check on her and saw some suspicious activity in her mouth.  I pulled it out and showed it to Luke.  He continued to play Monopoly, unconcerned.  When I asked him if he felt bad that Meredith could have choked to death on his Monopoly house, his response was, "Maybe."  Sigh.

Well, I better run.  Meredith and Ben are in the bathtub now and Meredith is holding onto my bottle of Softscrub with bleach that I thought necessary to keep in the shower for ease of cleaning.  Hopefully we can keep her alive at least until tomorrow.  

Now Ben is being blatantly disobedient and trying to splash Joe's computer (which I'm using right now) with water.  I better get off before we ruin Joe's computer, too (ours had water damage because it was in our car, below Ben's seat, and the snow on his winter boots was drip...drip...dripping on the computer ever so slowly.  Joe was kind enough to let us use his).

Now Ben is pouring water over Meredith's head and she's not scared, just confused.  I'm confused too.  Why would Ben do that when I've asked him 3 times to stop.  He must be 2 or something.